FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

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I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes.

 "An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it."

 "The only time I don't have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground." 

 "When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don't complain about the mud!" 

 "Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own."

 "Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own."

 "To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator."

 "Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address." 

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